My Opinion on Primeval: New World

Primeval: New World premiered today. I didn't watch it. I can't because it's not airing on any channels over here in England. I did watch a bit of the original and BEST Primeval though (most of series 4 hehe) and enjoyed it. Anyway, I watched the trailer for New World on YouTube and guess what? It looks rubbish compared to the REAL Primeval. So I came up with this little list. Please enjoy my rant against Primeval: New World here :)

8 GOOD REASONS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T WATCH PRIMEVAL NEW WORLD:

1. You call that a dinosaur? I call that a cheap CGI graphic that I could have created using my 3D modelling program. Which is free to download off the Internet.
2. None of the original characters we have come to know and love are in it, bar Conor for two episodes.
3. It's not even about the anomalies or the dinosaurs. It looks to be more about the characters than anything else.
4. That is not an anomaly! That's just a stupid white glowing light with a few triangles spinning round it! Where is that glassy golden anomaly that looks far more beautiful and realistic!?!?
5. I see plenty of already used creatures in the trailer. Creatures from the original Primeval, like: terror birds, pteranodon, albertosaurous. They're also including some really unimaginative creatures, like the triceratops.
6. Doesn't look like there's going to be any humor whatsoever.
7. The 'past' looks like it's made out of plasticine. I'm not even joking.
8. THERE ISN'T AN ARC! PRIMEVAL ISN'T PRIMEVAL WITHOUT THE ARC!!!!

Well, you probably have no idea what I'm going on about XD. But trust me, Primeval is better than Primeval: New World. Nevertheless, I will watch it when I can. Why? Because I want to find answers to the cliffhanger at the end of Primeval series 5 (the last series). I MUST KNOW!!!! Hehehe, don't ask! Looks I'll be watching until early 2013 though if I want to watch it on Watch. I will though, and I don't have high expectations for it...